I’d rather be…at church. And that’s sayin’ something.
I just got home from church and began working on a website. I copy and paste some code into dreamweaver and it waits a few seconds….then a few more….a few more. Finally it thinks about what just happened and gives me the most profound message I’ve ever seen a computer come up with.

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I’d rather be…stealing candy from a baby.

Why is it that I always feel guilty asking my boss for a paycheck? Read the rest of this entry »

I’d rather be… harassed and beat down by a mob of angry 4th graders then go to school tomorrow.
I don’t know how they got mad or why they’re choosing to harass and beat me, but I wish it was happening and I wish it was a good enough excuse to get out of the hell (so to speak) that awaits me. Read the rest of this entry »