My Life, and Pursuit of Becoming A Millionaire

Flawless Or Favored?

I bet you can guess who I’m talking about without even reading ahead. (Perhaps the picture gave it away?)

First of all, I’d like to congratulate our President-Elect Obama. With the most sincerity, I say “great job.” It’s obvious you’re a great guy, excellent that you are the first black president etc..etc…etc…. Secondly, I’d like to make the argument that Mr. Obama would not currently be President-Elect Obama had the media not given him a completely golden board walk to the White House. 

There is no question that the road to the white house has all sorts of obstacles, challenges, road blocks (and plenty more words that relate to roads) etc…but when the media just happens to be on your side the whole way, the ride tends to be a whole lot smoother! It is no secret that Obama received a huge percentage of the (free) on-air time, probably nearly 80% to the 20% that John McCain got and there is probably a few good reasons why this happened.

Firstly, (I’m a straight male) but Obama is a whole heckofalot more attractive than McCain. Second, Obama is African American, commonly referred to as “black” by the typical white, black, blue, pink, purple, or mexican human being. Third, Obama promises “change.” Still to this day, neither his supporters, nor his critics know what change he speaks of, but nonetheless, it made (and continues to make) a good tagline. Very believable considering his skin color. That alone is quite a change from the sea of white (nearly dead) skin that is jazzy-ing around Washington today. 

I find it very humorous that the same media that was not only praising Obama the whole trail, but padding his seat with millions of advertising dollars and free (mind you, positive) endorsements the whole way is the same media that, in the end, called his Presidential campaign “flawless.” Now, interpret that as you may, but I happen to understand that as favoring. Is it really a coincidence that the media called it flawless after deliberately making it that way? Call me crazy, but it seems a bit like we were fed one too many Obama change-sicles and not nearly an equal amount of McCain Straight-talk-cones. (perhaps I’m trying too hard?)

Definition Break –

Favoring: Unfair partiality; favoritism.

Now, mix that word in with CNN’s (the most trusted name in news) tagline “No Bias, No Bull” and what do you come up with?

“We Can Make Anything Happen By Feeding You Subliminal Messages.”

Or try this one on for size:

“CNN – The only place that officially knew that Obama would win before the race began”

Peace Up, A-Town Down.

Serves The Little Jerk’s Parents Right – Obama Youth

The Hitler Obama Youth at it’s finest. 

I tell you what, get over your blind love for Obama and vote for someone who will actually do something instead of just talking about it. McCain/Palin

Three Completely Legitimate Reasons To Vote

Reason 1: It’s completely Free

Explanation: In economic conditions like these, it just doesn’t make sense to pass up an opportunity for anything free.

Reason 2: All the cool people are doing it. (this is one of those times that is appropriate to fall for peer presssure)

Explanation: See: Me and other cool people like me that voted.

Reason 3: It’s your patriotic duty privelege.

Explanation: Enough said.

Just get out there, guys. Go vote.

Noobs Guide To Voting In The United States of America

This is a super simple process. I was somewhat nervous (I hate that word, but I guess I was) to go vote. This was my first time and I wasn’t sure what to expect. I’ll give a quick little overview of what you can expect:

1. Go to your voting location (mine was in the basement of some library).

2. Go to the table with the voting staff sitting at it.

3. They will ask for your license. 

4. Give them your license.

5. They will ask you to confirm your address. Speak it.

6. They give your license back with a temporary voting card.

7. You walk over to the area where the machines are. Some dude directs you to an available machine.

8. You stick your temporary voting card in the slot. Push it till you hear it click. ;)

9. Follow the onscreen instructions. Make sure you know what it’s talking about. I clicked “Straight Republican” and I couldn’t figure out why the ballot was all filled out when I clicked “next”. I figured out about halfway through. 

10. Confirm your answers. The machine keeps a physical record of your vote on a little super-quick printer. You know, like the old fashioned ones? Pretty sweet.

11. Take out your temporary voter card. Hand it back to the voting staff. 

12. The last, but easily the most important: Get Your Sweet “I Voted Sticker”. Cheers, Baby!

I Voted. You Should Too.

Get out there! Doesn’t matter who you vote for! (Well, it really does, but you get my point).

After much thought I decided to vote McCain/Palin. Good for them. I’m actually really excited to  see what happens no matter who wins. I think either Palin, or Obama will bring some freshness to the drudgery of Washington. Who knows though. I’m interested to see what happens.

Go Vote! And if you didn’t register, you should feel really bad about it, repent to whomever you feel you must repent to, and then make sure you register next time (4 years from now). Keep democracy alive!